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The Zhar
02:16
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Blue Dream
02:49
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Got home walked through the door
Threw my backpack on the floor
I got some time until the folks get home
So i'm gonna get real stoned
And then my head feels light
Everythings gonna be allright
Good vibes roll through my mind
Everything's gonna be just fine
But then in this Blue Dream
Nothing is what it seems oh yeah
Woah oh oh oh oh-oh
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3. |
Sexy Sexerson
00:38
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4. |
Trippin' On Shit
02:59
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Gonna take a shit and stick it in the sun
Two days later I am gonna have a little fun
Gonna pick it up and inhale the fumes
It's a putrid stench worse than my pubes
I'm gonna see God and ask what's up?
Gonna trip balls from the shit that's in my cup but
Don't pass out early you gotta ride it out
Your Gonna Trip Balls without a doubt
And now i'm in a dream-like state
I don't know maybe i'm insane
I think that it might be too late
I can't control my aching brain
Gonna take a shit and stick it in the sun
Two days later I am gonna have a little fun
Gonna pick it up and inhale the fumes
It's a putrid stench worse than my pubes
I'm gonna see God and ask what's up?
Gonna trip balls from the shit that's in my cup but
Don't pass out early you gotta ride it out
Your Gonna Trip Balls without a doubt
We're gonna trip on our own shit
Come sit with us and take a hit
Just one big motherfucking rip
And you'll go on a crazy trip
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5. |
Bieber Fever 420
03:38
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6. |
Carrie Fisher
02:14
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Well i remember the first time that
I saw you laying in Jabba's lap
You gave me a funny feeling in my boxer shorts
And on the dune sea of Tatooine
The Sail Barge scene won't get old for me
I know that you don't love me but i'm still crazy for you
Well i don't wanna seem like a pubescent creep
A scruffy looking nerfherder whose nothing but a geek
Well don't you know i'd use the force
And i would never feel remorse oh yeah
I guess it never hurts to ask so
Carrie Fisher please rub my Dingus tonight
You Can say that you'd just as soon
Lock lips with a wookie and like it too
If that's your thing i guess that's cool i'll be your Peter Mayhew
And even though your like sixty-four
And you probably sucked off Harrison Ford
I know that you don't love me but i'm still crazy for you
Well i don't wanna seem like a pubescent creep
A scruffy looking nerfherder whose nothing but a geek
Well don't you know i'd use the force
And i would never feel remorse oh yeah
Carrie Fisher please rub my Dingus tonight
Carrie Fisher please a suck my Dangus tonight
Rub My Dingus Tonight
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8. |
The Teenage Clap
02:40
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It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap and she's only seventeen
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap her body's rid with STD's
Everybody here's insane
And i'm busy frying my brain
Just to get away another day
From The Fucked Up World a woah-oh
It's a Fucked Up World a woah-oh
It's a Fucked Up World and everybody thinks they're cool
It's a Fucked Up World a woah-oh
It's a Fucked Up World a woah-oh
It's a Fucked Up World the swim-team tried to bomb my school
Everybody here's insane
And i'm busy frying my brain
Just to get away another day
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap and she's only seventeen
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap her body's rid with STD's
Everybody here's insane
And i'm busy frying my brain
Just to get away another day
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
And i heard she's got the crabs
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Shitty Titties
02:26
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10. |
Smoking Resin
02:18
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11. |
Sniffin Glue
03:30
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There's nothing left to do
And i'm just sitting in my room
And no i haven't got a clue
So i take out my elmers glue
There's nothing left to do
So i'll just sniff some glue
There's nothing left to do
So i'll sniff my elmers glue
There's nothing left to do
And i would rather be with you
But in detention after school
I'm gonna sniff my teachers glue
There's nothing left to do
So i'll just sniff some glue
There's nothing left to do
So i'll sniff my Teacher's glue
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The Phantom Maggots St. Charles, Illinois
The Phantom Maggots are a fisting/pumping/R&Bee/ Pop Punk band from Saint Charles
The Phantom Maggots recommends:
A kick in the nads
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Ryan and Zach's band before their drummer left for college and they jammed with that Dingus Shea
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