Trippin' On Shit

by The Phantom Maggots

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The Phantom Maggots are:
Ryan Young- Guitar/Vocals
Zach Gantner-Bass/Vocals/Drums
Tom Hatch- Drums/Dietary Advice
Louise- Spoken word (Teenage Clap)

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released October 31, 2015

Recorded by Marky Kobane at the bunker Summer 2014-Summer 2015
Album cover by Joey from The Grow Ops
Songs written by Ryan Young and Zach Gantner

Special thanks to:
Our brothers in The Grow Ops, Marky Kobane, Tommy Boyer from Eaten Back to Life/Horror Section, Cody and Christina Mathias from FUBAR, Louise for being on our album, all the sweet bands we've played with over the years, Tmmie Tricho, Tough Rodney, Shea, Zhar, Carrie Fisher, The Swim Team at st charles east, Ex-Girlfriends and all the others who made this possible

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The Phantom Maggots St. Charles, Illinois

The Phantom Maggots are a fisting/pumping/R&Bee/ Pop Punk band from Saint Charles

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Track Name: Blue Dream
Got home walked through the door
Threw my backpack on the floor
I got some time until the folks get home
So i'm gonna get real stoned

And then my head feels light
Everythings gonna be allright
Good vibes roll through my mind
Everything's gonna be just fine
But then in this Blue Dream
Nothing is what it seems oh yeah

Woah oh oh oh oh-oh
Track Name: Trippin' On Shit
Gonna take a shit and stick it in the sun
Two days later I am gonna have a little fun
Gonna pick it up and inhale the fumes
It's a putrid stench worse than my pubes

I'm gonna see God and ask what's up?
Gonna trip balls from the shit that's in my cup but
Don't pass out early you gotta ride it out
Your Gonna Trip Balls without a doubt

And now i'm in a dream-like state
I don't know maybe i'm insane
I think that it might be too late
I can't control my aching brain

Gonna take a shit and stick it in the sun
Two days later I am gonna have a little fun
Gonna pick it up and inhale the fumes
It's a putrid stench worse than my pubes

I'm gonna see God and ask what's up?
Gonna trip balls from the shit that's in my cup but
Don't pass out early you gotta ride it out
Your Gonna Trip Balls without a doubt

We're gonna trip on our own shit
Come sit with us and take a hit
Just one big motherfucking rip
And you'll go on a crazy trip
Track Name: Carrie Fisher
Well i remember the first time that
I saw you laying in Jabba's lap
You gave me a funny feeling in my boxer shorts
And on the dune sea of Tatooine
The Sail Barge scene won't get old for me
I know that you don't love me but i'm still crazy for you

Well i don't wanna seem like a pubescent creep
A scruffy looking nerfherder whose nothing but a geek
Well don't you know i'd use the force
And i would never feel remorse oh yeah
I guess it never hurts to ask so

Carrie Fisher please rub my Dingus tonight

You Can say that you'd just as soon
Lock lips with a wookie and like it too
If that's your thing i guess that's cool i'll be your Peter Mayhew
And even though your like sixty-four
And you probably sucked off Harrison Ford
I know that you don't love me but i'm still crazy for you

Well i don't wanna seem like a pubescent creep
A scruffy looking nerfherder whose nothing but a geek
Well don't you know i'd use the force
And i would never feel remorse oh yeah

Carrie Fisher please rub my Dingus tonight
Carrie Fisher please a suck my Dangus tonight
Rub My Dingus Tonight
Track Name: The Teenage Clap
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap and she's only seventeen
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap her body's rid with STD's

Everybody here's insane
And i'm busy frying my brain
Just to get away another day

From The Fucked Up World a woah-oh
It's a Fucked Up World a woah-oh
It's a Fucked Up World and everybody thinks they're cool
It's a Fucked Up World a woah-oh
It's a Fucked Up World a woah-oh
It's a Fucked Up World the swim-team tried to bomb my school

Everybody here's insane
And i'm busy frying my brain
Just to get away another day

It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap and she's only seventeen
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
It's The Teenage Clap her body's rid with STD's

Everybody here's insane
And i'm busy frying my brain
Just to get away another day

It's The Teenage Clap a woah-oh
And i heard she's got the crabs
Track Name: Shemale From The Black Lagoon
Another day at school i'm feeling like a goon but
Nothing could compare to the Shemale from the lagoon
And i know they say that it's a man but it looks like a chick
I don't know just what's the deal but i bet it's got no dick

And so i went into the lunchroom
And it was starring right at me
I could have sworn i was on Mushrooms
ah oooooohh 'cause it wanted to mate with me

Shemale From The Black Lagoon
Is gonna be my doom
But i don't know what the Shemale wants from me
Shemale From The Black Lagoon
Preying on all the goons
I don't know what the hell she wants from me
Track Name: Sniffin Glue
There's nothing left to do
And i'm just sitting in my room
And no i haven't got a clue
So i take out my elmers glue

There's nothing left to do
So i'll just sniff some glue
There's nothing left to do
So i'll sniff my elmers glue

There's nothing left to do
And i would rather be with you
But in detention after school
I'm gonna sniff my teachers glue

There's nothing left to do
So i'll just sniff some glue
There's nothing left to do
So i'll sniff my Teacher's glue